In all honesty, the Rules of Sock Box are fundamentally easy.

1st RULE: You talk about SOCKBOX.
2nd RULE: You TALK about SOCKBOX.
3rd RULE: If you say “stop” or tap out, the subscription is over.
4th RULE: Maximum two pairs to a subscription.
5th RULE: One subscription at a time.
6th RULE: No sandals, no barefeet.
7th RULE: Subscriptions will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first month of SOCKBOX, you HAVE to wear them.

As a member of SOCKBOX, you must learn them, know them, and abide by them.