BORING #SOCKSLIFE?
We’ve got the cure for BS*
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Mike was totally thrilled with the Sock Box subscription. It was a hit.
– Claire from Vancouver, BC
What is boring sockslife?
Boring sockslife occurs when a man or woman has difficulty getting excited. It’s also known as BS. It happens when not enough colour exists in the sock drawer, preventing selection.
It affects about 15 million men and women in Canada. Some people with BS find it difficult to either get or keep an awesome sockslife. For others, BS symptoms can happen just once in a while. Either way, you should know that you’re not alone.
BS is not all in your head. It’s not just a part of aging that you have to accept. It’s a totally, non-medical condition, so it shouldn’t be addressed like one. If you think you have BS symptoms, tell someone.
*Data taken from a random survey of looking at a few hundred peoples feet while sitting in a mall, and isn’t necessarily factually accurate.
it ain’t gonna fix itself.
Ignoring a problem won’t solve it. But when it comes to a boring sockslife (BS), guys do just that. If their cars on the fritz? Straight to the mechanic. But because it’s socks, it’s tougher to deal with. Guys, we understand. But this is a problem you really want to solve. So go to a place that can help. Here at SOCKBOX.ca we can help guys (and gals) enjoy a healthier sockslife. So, c’mon, Make the click – no pills necessary.
fix ithow does sockbox.ca work?
SOCKBOX.ca works for men and women with a boring sockslife (BS) by increasing the style and quality to the sock drawer so you can have awesome socks – every month. Individual results may vary. It’s been proven to help with all degrees of BS. Once received, SOCKBOX usually starts to work within 10-30 minutes.
In a few simple steps, sign up and start with a pair or two of our unique and awesome socks each month.
Pick your membership
Customize and checkout
Open awesomeness
I’ve just received my first pair of socks – I’m thrilled! Looking forward to wearing them and to many more socks!
– Olivier from Montreal, QC
Want to know if it’s right for you?
Only you or someone who thinks you’re awesome can decide if SOCKBOX.ca is right for you. SOCKBOX.ca is prescribed to treat a boring sockslife. We know that no prescription is for everyone. If your sock drawer doesn’t excite you, SOCKBOX.ca may help.
We’ve been hard at work since 2014 helping cure BS
Men’s Styles
331
Women’s Styles
123
Pairs of Socks
209,324
Who should not use SOCKBOX.ca?
Don’t use SOCKBOX.ca if you:
- Don’t like compliments
- Don’t want increased confidence
- Hate receiving monthly mail that isn’t a bill
- Enjoy trips to the store digging through piles of socks only to wait in line and have to pay
- Can’t handle the random surprise each month
SOCKBOX.ca and footwear interactions.
SOCKBOX.ca may affect the way shoes and other footwear work, just as other footwear may affect the way SOCKBOX.ca works, causing side effects. As an example, it is strongly discouraged, and forbidden in our rules, to wear socks with sandals – no matter how awesome the socks are.
Footwear choices do not become more limited when using SOCKBOX.ca but in fact become exponentially more open. SOCKBOX.ca works great with dress shoes, sneakers, high tops, boots and more.
SOCKBOX.ca even works great with multiple styles of clothing, and a wide range of colour.
For the most part, using SOCKBOX.ca should interact great with most clothing and footwear choices. If you need assistance in your selection, please consult a fashion stylist – or the person who prescribed SOCKBOX.ca for your condition.
Wondering about possible side effects?
The most common side effects of SOCKBOX.ca are:
- increased compliments and confidence
- desire to show off ones footwear
- an overflowing sock drawer
In no instances of using SOCKBOX.ca have there been reports of a sudden decrease or loss of vision, or sudden decrease or loss of hearing.
If you experience any of these symptoms, call a medical professional right away. Seriously.
I was delighted by the first month. Everything from the funky packaging and handwritten card to the actual awesomeness of the socks themselves.
– Anton from Toronto, ON
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What was really great was the hand written card. This was a gift from my children, so it was a really great personal touch. Looking forward to the next batch.
– Ken from Calgary, AB
*The fine print: Boring Sockslife (BS) is not a medical condition, nor is it intended to minimize the impact of several conditions that do exist in the world. We take health matters very seriously, and hope you do too. Most statistical numbers are made up, however are sourced accurately whenever possible. Demographic information from Stats Canada. Other stuff from here, here, here and here. Our goal is to improve the sockslife of as many Canadians as we can. There’s no need to have a life full of BS. If prescribing this to someone else, you can customize and print our digital certificate at home or work to make sure you have something to give. Watch your email for shipping notification. Offer valid on new orders only. Cannot be combined with any other offers. Monthly prices are paid in advance. Prices subject to change. Prices include shipping and handling fees but are subject to taxes; nobody can escape Canada Revenue Agency. We reserve the right to terminate or adjust this offer at our discretion. Void where prohibited by law.[ifurlparam param=”access” is=”sockslife20″] Coupon code SOCKSLIFE20 must be added at checkout to qualify for the offer. Cannot be combined with other offers and promotions. Offer expires February 29, 2020.[/ifurlparam]